Well it looks like I survived armageddon, or the apocalypse, or doomsday, or whatever you want to call it. At least I almost have, by the time this blog is posted I'll be able to know for sure. I'm guessing it was a Canadian apocalypse, as soon as it saw it was making people upset it decided to go back home and stop being scary. It also said sorry. Or it might have been French. Once it saw that people doubted that it was coming it panicked and surrendered. We'll never know.
As for me and my survival celebration I'm enjoying my nice warm bed with a tasty can of Mt. Dew. And a fun station on Pandora. But I'm keeping the specifics on that one a secret...
But I did play with a monkey today and I also ran across this big pile of cars. You can find all sorts of fun stuff in Houston. So even if the world ended today, I can say I lived a good life. Can you?
Oh hey look at the time, I guess I just won the game.
This is fantastic. You are a wonderful, wonderful man.
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